Due to ongoing developments around the coronavirus (COVID-19), and following advice from governments and health organisations, some upcoming performances may be subject to change and may need to be postponed or cancelled at short notice.

Please use the individual ticket links below, or contact the individual venues, should you need further information.

UPCOMING LIVE DATES

WORK IN PROGRESS

Join Bill as he tries out a new selection of funny stuff on stage, before your very eyes.

FESTIVALS

Expect to be entertained by Bill’s trademark blend of satire and surrealism, stories and dismantled jokes, crowd sing-alongs, weird instruments and musical showstoppers. 

Tickets can be purchased using the individual ticket links below.

WORK IN PROGRESS

No upcoming dates scheduled as yet. Check back later.

FESTIVALS

July 2021

Sunday 25/07/21Suffolk, UKLatitude Festival

August 2021

Sunday 01/08/21Cumbria, UKKendal Calling
Friday 20/08/21Perth, UKParty at the Park
Saturday 21/08/21Wolverhampton, UKRelight Festival
Sunday 22/08/21Hertfordshire, UKJust the Tonic Comedy Shindig

August 2022

Saturday 27/08/22Buckinghamshire, UKTowersey Festival

OTHER LIVE

July 2021

Friday 09/07/21Walsall, UKWalsall Arena & Arts Centre
Saturday 10/07/21Brierley Hill, UKCivic Hall

September 2021

Saturday 25/09/21Killarney, IEGleneagle INEC Arena

January 2022

Monday 17/01/22Southend-on-Sea, UKCliffs Pavilion
 

THE ROYAL OPERA HOUSE
SUMMER LARKS

As the lights go up once again in London’s prestigious West End, “the finest stand-up comedian this country has to offer” (The Times), Bill makes his long-awaited return to the theatrical live stage at London’s Royal Opera House.

Fresh from his success in the Strictly ballroom, Bill promises to unleash some much needed music and laughter, as he brings his live show, for a very limited run, to one of London’s most iconic venues.    

The first comedian ever to headline the Opera House, SUMMER LARKS marks an exciting time for all theatres as they once again welcome audiences back into the stalls. Bill will perform for just seven days from Monday 2nd – Sunday 8th August 2021.

Tickets can be purchased through ticketmaster or by using the separate venue ticket links below.

August 2021

Monday 02/08/21London, UKThe Royal Opera House
Tuesday 03/08/21London, UKThe Royal Opera House
Wednesday 04/08/21London, UKThe Royal Opera House
Thursday 05/08/21London, UKThe Royal Opera House MATINEE
Thursday 05/08/21London, UKThe Royal Opera House
Friday 06/08/21London, UKThe Royal Opera House
Saturday 07/08/21London, UKThe Royal Opera House MATINEE
Saturday 07/08/21London, UKThe Royal Opera House
Sunday 08/08/21London, UKThe Royal Opera House MATINEE
Sunday 08/08/21London, UKThe Royal Opera House

INTERNATIONAL TOUR 2021
EN ROUTE TO NORMAL

How did we get here? How do we find our way through this? And exactly who are we again?

In Bill’s newest show, Bill ponders this and other questions that this moment in history has thrown up, and tries to see a way through the strange unreality of our new world. Tracing lines through chaotic moments in history, Bill seeks out parallels where human resilience and our ability to endure has got us through times of strife. 

In a show whose title Bill had written before we’d even heard of Covid-19, EN ROUTE TO NORMAL has become not just a funny, heartwarming mix of stories, music and history, but a personal mission to find our way through these Strange Times!

UK tickets can be purchased through ticketmaster or all tickets are available using the separate venue ticket links below .

AUSTRALIA DATES

October 2021

Thursday 21/10/21Brisbane, AUQPAC Concert Hall
Saturday 23/10/21Toowoomba, AUEmpire Theatre
Monday 25/10/21Brisbane, AUQPAC Concert Hall
Tuesday 26/10/21Brisbane, AUQPAC Concert Hall
Thursday 28/10/21Caloundra, AUThe Events Centre
Friday 29/10/21Gold Coast, AUStar Theatre
Sunday 31/10/21Mandurah, AUPerforming Arts Centre

November 2021

Monday 01/11/21Perth, AURiverside Theatre
Tuesday 02/11/21Perth, AURiverside Theatre
Friday 05/11/21Adelaide, AUThebarton Theatre
Saturday 06/11/21Adelaide, AUThebarton Theatre
Monday 08/11/21Launceston, AUPrincess Theatre
Tuesday 09/11/21Hobart, AUWrest Point Entertainment Centre
Friday 12/11/21Bendigo, AUUlumbarra Theatre
Saturday 13/11/21Geelong, AUCosta Hall
Sunday 14/11/21Ballarat, AUCivic Hall
Monday 15/11/21Melbourne, AUPalais Theatre
Tuesday 16/11/21Melbourne, AUPalais Theatre
Wednesday 17/11/21Melbourne, AUPalais Theatre
Friday 19/11/21Wollongong, AUTown Hall
Sunday 21/11/21Sydney, AUState Theatre
Monday 22/11/21Sydney, AUState Theatre
Tuesday 23/11/21Sydney, AUColiseum Theatre
Wednesday 24/11/21Sydney, AUState Theatre
Thursday 25/11/21Wollongong, AUTown Hall
Friday 26/11/21Newcastle, AUCivic Theatre
Saturday 27/11/21Canberra, AURoyal Theatre
Sunday 28/11/21Newcastle, AUCivic Theatre

UK & EIRE DATES

December 2021

Sunday 12/12/21Plymouth, UKPlymouth Pavilions
Monday 13/12/21Plymouth, UKPlymouth Pavilions
Tuesday 14/12/21Bournemouth, UKBIC
Wednesday 15/12/21Cardiff, UKMotorpoint Arena
Thursday 16/12/21Bournemouth, UKBIC
Saturday 18/12/21Leeds, UKFirst Direct Arena
Sunday 19/12/21Hull, UKBonus Arena
Monday 20/12/21Newcastle, UKUtilita Arena
Tuesday 21/12/21Birmingham, UKUtilita Arena
Wednesday 22/12/21Manchester, UKAO Arena
Thursday 23/12/21Nottingham, UKMotorpoint Arena
Sunday 26/12/21London, UKSSE Arena
Wednesday 29/12/21Glasgow, UKSSE Hydro
Thursday 30/12/21Aberdeen, UKP&J Live (TECA)

January 2022

Sunday 02/01/22Peterborough, UKEast of England Arena
Wednesday 05/01/22Brighton, UKBrighton Centre
Saturday 08/01/22Liverpool, UKM&S Bank Arena
Sunday 09/01/22Sheffield, UKFlyDSA Arena
Wednesday 12/01/22Cardiff, UKMotorpoint Arena
Friday 14/01/21Dublin, IE3Arena
Saturday 15/01/22Belfast, UKSSE Arena

PT | NL | DE | GR
LARKS IN TRANSIT

The beginning of 2022 sees Bill taking the show to yet more European destinations. With shows now scheduled in Portugal, The Netherlands, Germany, and Greece.

Tickets can be purchased using the individual ticket links below.

Larks in Transit is a compendium of travellers’ tales and the general shenanigans of twenty years as a travelling comedian. With musical virtuosity, surreal tangents and trademark intelligence, he tackles politics, philosophy, the pursuit of happiness, death metal, ringtones… and an excruciating encounter with Paul McCartney. Two decades of life as a comic filtered through what the Daily Telegraph calls ‘the brainiest comic of his generation’.

EUROPEAN DATES

March 2022

Saturday 26/03/22Cascais, PTCasino Estoril
Monday 28/03/22Utrecht, NLTivoliVredenburg
Tuesday 29/03/22The Hague, NLAmare
Thursday 31/03/22Munich, DEAlte Kongresshalle

April 2022

Saturday 02/04/22Athens, GRMegaron Concert Hall

Australia & New Zealand Tour 2018
EARL OF WHIMSY

After the 2016 sell-out tour, Larks in Transit, Bill returns to Australia and New Zealand with his new musicomedy show, Earl of Whimsy. It has Bill’s trademark blend of satire and surrealism, stories and dismantled jokes, crowd sing-alongs, weird instruments and musical showstoppers. But there’s a distinctly historical feel to this show. With its tales of Britain’s fortunes past and present, of ancient Viking battles, of Shakespeare’s contribution to comedy, and Bill’s own ancestry, this is both a mockery and a celebration of national identity.

It’s also a journey of discovery. We find out where Knock Knock jokes came from, how we got days of the week, and why Nicky Minaj rejected a puffin sample for her latest single. There are lively audience discussions, a mass German singalong, and even some Cockney crab-dancing. Something for everyone.

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2015 – 2016

Bill Bailey – Limboland

The gap between how we imagine our lives to be and how they really are is the subject of Bill’s new show LIMBOLAND. With his trademark intelligence and sharp wit, he tells tales of finding himself in this halfway place. From his countless global travels, he recounts the hilarious saga of a disastrous family trip to Norway to see the Northern Lights. He rails against a world that doesn’t match up to our expectations and contemplates the true nature of happiness. And no Bill Bailey show would be complete without music, so we have Bill’s version of the protest song, a heart­‐rending country and western ballad played on a Bible, and a fabulously downbeat version of Happy Birthday.

Recorded at the Eventim Apollo Hammersmith, London in August 2016. Available on DVD and Download to Own.

“Life in Limboland, consistently funny and dazzlingly quick.”
Sydney Morning Herald

2014

BILL BAILEY – QUALMPEDDLER

After receiving rave reviews in Australia and New Zealand, Bill returns to the UK with his new tour entitled ‘Qualmpeddler’… A brilliant mix of stand-up, stories, music and old-fashioned wit distilled from his own extraordinary experiences and reactions to the modern world, he looks at Cut-Price Shark Diving, The Hiding Skills of Dentists, A Theory of Cognitive Dissonance & Internet Shopping, Mandarin Ambiguity, Religious Dubstep, and Fashioning Replacement Hamsters. All in all, vintage Bill Bailey with trademark musical mash-ups, multi-lingual riffs, films, songs, philosophizing and silliness on a grand scale…plus one amazing owl.

Recorded at The Hammersmith Apollo, London in June 2013. Available on DVD, Blu-ray and Download to Own.

“…the riffs and individual lines are sublime… the casual musical brilliance sets Bailey apart”
London is Funny

2010 – 2011

BILL BAILEY – DANDELION MIND

Featuring Bill’s trademark musical interludes, observations and stories of the road, Dandelion Mind will be based loosely on the theme of doubt (or will it?), as we follow Bill from his real-life saga of being trapped by the ash cloud, to his barely contained rants about celebrity, TV, creationism and Michael Winner. He demonstrates new instruments, both ancient and modern, he sings an internet love song, a lament about punk heroes, Iranian hip-hop, and plays a mean folk-bouzouki. Thomas the Doubter gets a new look, and Darwin’s curious obsessions and the myth of intelligent design are all worked over in Bailey’s own surreal style. He revisits the music of his youth, with a brand-new French Disco re-working of Gary Numan’s hit, Cars, played in his own inimitable way, and maybe some Wurzel-based remixes of classic German techno. Just your normal Bill Bailey gig, then. Recorded at Dublin’s O2 in October 2010. Available on DVD, Blu-ray and Download to Own.

“Comedy’s Mozart”
Sunday Times

2008 – 2009

BILL BAILEY’s Remarkable Guide To The Orchestra

Bill Bailey joins forces with the brilliantly versatile BBC Concert Orchestra and musical maestro Anne Dudley, one of the UK’s most celebrated composers and arrangers. The show is Bill’s own uniquely hilarious and irreverent guide to the sounds, styles, and instruments of the orchestra, with a wide and eclectic range of subjects, including music for 70’s cop shows, sci-fi films, horror movies, news themes, plus some of Bill’s own songs re-imagined for an orchestra, and including Anne’s own specially written new works.

Recorded at The Royal Albert Hall, London in October 2008. Available on DVD, Blu-ray and Download to Own.

“Wonderfully enjoyable…like driving a Rolls-Royce off-road.”
Stephen Fry

2009

BILL BAILEY – LIVE

Instead of braving the elements by performing at festivals this year, Bill has decided to move indoors where the acoustics are better and the Tibetan Hat stalls are less frequent. Coinciding with the 150th anniversary of the publication of Darwin’s seminal work, ‘On the Origin of Species’, Bill continues to provide the masses with his comedic take on the world, showing us all that he is really is one of a kind.

“Blissfully funny”
The London Times

2007

BILL BAILEY – Tinselworm

From the imagination of Bill Bailey, experience Tinselworm – a visually stunning comedy and music extravaganza. It’s everything you expect from Bill, and more. Using huge screens, films and animation by award-winning film-maker Joe Magee, plus Bill’s trademark musical inventiveness and verbal brilliance, this is quite simply the most spectacular one-man comedy show ever staged in the UK.

Recorded at Wembley Arena, London in November 2007. Available on DVD and Download to Own.

“A comedian like no other…”
The Observer

2006

BILL BAILEY – STEAMPUNK

Bill casts a whimsical eye over subjects such as celebrity and dutch hip-hop, and performs such diverse material as a jazz version of the Imperial March, and the Friends theme as played by Slayer.

“Rare comedic intellegence”
The Guardian

2004

BILL BAILEY – PART TROLL

2004 saw Bill perform his hugely successful live show, Part Troll, to a massive 80,000 people following a series of added dates to this sell-out 52 date tour of the UK. A unique blend of the off-the-wall comedy and music for which Bill has become acclaimed, Part Troll tells how Bill’s native West Country accent cost him a part in Lord Of The Rings and why swimming with dolphins shouldn’t be on everyone’s list of ‘top 50 things to do before you die’. Bill also explains the real reasons for our poor rail network; fluff from Saturn, dragons and Gameboy Tetris, as well as provides an insight into what actually goes on during one of President Bush’s ‘briefings’.

Recorded at The Hammersmith Apollo, London in June 2004. Available on DVD and Download to Own.

“A masterpiece of high concept silliness”
The Guardian

2001

BILL BAILEY – bewilderness

 

“The finest stand-up comedian this country has to offer…”
The Times

1995

BILL BAILEY – Cosmic jam

In this classic show, Bill explains why Bryan Adams is perhaps the greatest ever exponent of the rock anthem, demonstrates the influence Cockney music has had on the great classical composers, and warns of the perils of a world ruled by insects, while playing the second biggest gong in Britain.

Recorded at The Bloomsbury Theatre, London in 1996. Available on DVD and Download to Own.

“Intelligent, inspired and often painfully funny”
Evening Standard