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Web Shop Update – Technical Problem Solved

Posted by Luke on June 19th, 2012

Tuesday 19th June 2012 – We are pleased to let you know that the technical issue we were experiencing with our web shop payment processing has now been resolved and the shop’s online checkout system is now fully operational again.

Please accept our apologies for any inconvenience this may have caused you.

Watch the new Bill Bailey in Metal online video ad

Posted by Luke on December 14th, 2011

Here’s the new online video ad for Bill Bailey in Metal for you to watch.

Bill Bailey In Metal CD Video Ad

Don’t forget that the album Bill Bailey in Metal is now available on CD exclusively from the Bill Bailey Online Shop – as well as a digital download from iTunes – Amazon – and all the usual download places too.

Bill Bailey Shop – Black Eco Shopper & DVD Boxset Back In Stock Monday 12th December

Posted by Luke on December 6th, 2011

Due to overwhelming demand please note that the Bill Bailey Online Shop is currently out of black ‘Unexpected Item’ Eco shopping bags and the Rule of Three Christmas box set DVDs.

We expect to have these items back in stock on Monday December 12th.

In the meantime we are still stocking our Christmas cards with a difference, Bill Bailey In Metal on CD, the cheapest price for The Bill Bailey Songbook online and a host of other original gift ideas for the Bill Bailey fan in your life.

Bill Bailey In Metal – Now Available On CD In The Shop

Posted by Luke on November 25th, 2011

Since the album Bill Bailey in Metal was released on download we’ve had a lot of requests for it to be made available in a holdy-onto format.

We always listen to your requests and so we are pleased to announce that you can now buy CD copies in the Bill Bailey Online Shop.

Bill Bailey In Metal - Online Shop CD Version

Bill Bailey In Metal – Out Now!

Posted by Luke on November 1st, 2011

Today sees the launch of the eagerly awaited album Bill Bailey In Metal, a collection of nine solid rock tracks that were forged for Bill’s headline set in the fiery furnace of the Saturn Stage at Sonisphere 2011. Each of these pieces were then hammered into shape in the studio furnace using the voodoo brilliance of a superb band of musical sorcerers..

The track listing is as follows:

Lazer Gazer
Leg of Time (Metal Version)
Love Song (Metal Version)
Apocalyptic News (Metal Version)
Scarborough Fair (Rammstein Style)
Cars (Metal Version)
Das Hokey Kokey (Metal Version)
Oblivion (Metal Version)
Pot Plant Elegy (Metal Version)

Click HERE to download Bill Bailey in Metal from iTunes. (The album is also available from other leading digital download retailers too).

Bill Bailey in Metal should delight both metal and non-metal fans alike as Bill blends his inimitable genre-fusing, with foreign language frolics and meaningful whimsy. These new full studio versions of Bill’s most popular songs are accompanied by two instrumentals in the shape of Lazer Gazer and Pot Plant Elegy (Metal Version), tracks that usually form the musical soundtrack to the short films that have been a regular feature of Bill’s stage show. During the rehearsals for these sessions Bill’s band expanded and twisted these pieces so brilliantly he just knew that they should be included on the album.

Bill is delighted with this album as he believes that he has finally captured these songs as he has always heard them in his head.

Oh and make sure you don’t miss this intimate insight into the album’s recording process on YouTube.
Who stole the Leg of Time?


Dandelion Mind Region 1 (USA & Canada) DVD Now Available

Posted by Luke on October 5th, 2011

Dandelion Mind Reg1 DVD Cover
No way. Yes way! After our constant badgering on behalf of all of you frustrated US and Canadian fans, Universal has finally granted us exclusive permission to offer for sale “Dandelion Mind” DVD in Region 1 format.

This DVD will only be available to buy directly from the Bill Bailey shop and to top it all Bill has promised to sign every single disc! Jeez, he’s a good chap!

So if you are a resident in North America or Canada and would like to purchase one of a limited number of Dandelion Mind DVDs that we now have available exclusively online, please visit the Bill Bailey Shop.

Signed Copies of Dandelion Mind Available to Pre-Order

Posted by Bill on November 18th, 2010

The ‘Dandelion Mind’ DVD and Blu-Ray will be released for sale on Monday 22 November. Pre-order your exclusive signed copy now.

Featuring Bill’s trademark musical interludes, observations and stories of the road, ‘Dandelion Mind’ will be based loosely on the theme of doubt (or will it?), as we follow Bill from his real-life saga of being trapped by the ash cloud to his barely contained rants about celebrity, TV, creationism and Michael Winner. He demonstrates new instruments, both ancient and modern, he sings an internet love song, a lament about punk heroes, Iranian hip-hop and plays a mean folk-bouzouki. Thomas the Doubter gets a new look, and Darwin’s curious obsessions and the myth of intelligent design are all worked over in Bill’s own surreal style. . . .

Pre-order the DVD.

Pre-order the Blu-Ray.

Merchandise News – Bill’s Signing Session

Posted by Helperworme on December 17th, 2009

All Bill Bailey’s Remarkable Guide To The Orchestra DVD/Blu-Ray & Inevitable Box Sets To Be Signed

No word of a lie. Bill was so pleased with all of your comments that he has decided to sign all Remarkable Guide to the Orchestra DVD/Blu-Ray and Inevitable Box sets to Christmas and beyond. Order before Monday 21 December and the The Royal Mail elves hope to have it to you before the arrival of the sleigh of Santa. Please opt for Special Delivery if you would like a tracking reference.


The X-ray Head tour t-shirt was an overnight success. This means they are sold out, so apologies for that. However, if you simply must have something representative of a French Horn inside Bill’s head, a similar design is featured on the few remaining original t-shirts we have left. Human Slaves (the t-shirts) also proved popular, with only a few left, so hurry if you want to show some solidarity for your brethren in an insect nation.

New Additions To Our Chest-Wear Range

There are a couple of additions to Bill’s chest-wear range; the Moral Guidance t-shirt, sporting “a new certification preferable to Parental Guidance, which can sometimes be unreliable”, says Bill, and the Night Bee t-shirt, portraying “a nightmarish vision of the future where bees are recruited by the government to spy on us”.

Unexpected Bags In The Area

“We are all unexpected items in the bagging area of life”, explains Bill as he views the latest eco bag range. These are really great fun; either black, strong and gusseted – just what we like in a bag – or “natural” (like tights of a similar persuasion), lighter and more easily stuff-into-pocketable, which is what we like our other bags to be like.

The Snellen Chart bags have had people guessing (not to mention rushing to their nearest optician’s, if they could find it) and again, they have proved so popular that we have included the design on a light weight range, perfect for stuffing in to your other pocket or filling some nearby stocking with.

Screen Prints

A few limited edition screen prints are back on-line for sale. Signed by both Bill and artist Joe Magee, these are a special buy, and are likely to feature on some futuristic Antiques Roadshow someday.

Programmes Back in Stock

We also have a limited quantity of programmes from the Remarkable Guide to the Orchestra tour in stock. Once they’ve sold out they’re gone forever!!!!

Check out all of the merchandise here

Signed Copies of the New DVDs Up for Grabs

Posted by Bill on November 11th, 2009

On 23 November 2009, Bill Bailey’s Remarkable Guide to the Orchestra is released on both DVD and Blu-ray disc formats. You’ll be able to hear what a jellyfish sounds like in the High Definition splendidness of Blu-ray, should you choose the latter option.

Also released on the same day will be The Inevitable Boxset, which will not only feature The Remarkable Guide to the Orchestra, but will also include Cosmic Jam, Bewilderness, Part Troll and Tinselworm. It’s going to be a big day indeed and it’s no coincidence that the first jukebox went into operation exactly 120 years ago either. Get ready to rock (in the orchestral sense of the word, of course).

To celebrate the release, we’re pleased to announce that Bill has agreed to sign EVERY copy of the Remarkable Guide to the Orchestra (DVD and Blu Ray) and The Inevitable Boxset that is ordered in our pre-sale before 22nd November 2009.

So, buy your copy now in our Online Store.

A Remarkable Release

Posted by Bill on October 24th, 2009

On 23 November 2009, Bill Bailey’s Remarkable Guide to the Orchestra is released on both DVD and Blu-ray disc formats.

We’re currently negotiating some exclusive offers for our merchandise store to coincide with the release. To watch a trailer for the DVD and to register your interest in these special offers, please go to