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Posted by Bill on May 20th, 2007

It’s that time of year again, when the aroma of fresh donuts merges with generator diesel, when incense, Lynx and human ordure create an hallucinogenic triumvirate of sensaround magnificence. It’s time to stumble across a ploughed field with a paper cup of warm lager and a cold burrito, lose your phone, squint at the stage and say to someone, ‘Who’s on now?’ And it is fantastic..I will personally never forget the indefatigable spirit of one man who sat Buddha-like on his tent groundsheet as it was slowly borne away on a river of liquid mud, his can of Tennents held aloft in defiance.
Some Feeble Soles choose not to go to Festivalles for fear of Scurvie, or the Dredded Pox.. whiche they are more likelie to contracte in the Stinkinge Metropolitan squalor of Londone. Although the Facilityes are more plentifulle admytedly.

Wembley Date Added

Posted by on May 16th, 2007

Yet another Tinselworm date has been arranged for you, you lucky people. Bill is now also appearing at the Wembley Arena on the 30th of November. This will actually be Bill’s last ever live appearance (well, in November), so make sure you’re ready when tickets go on sale… tomorrow at 9am, available from the Tour Details page.

Devon Warm-Up Dates

Posted by on May 15th, 2007

Bill has now arranged a few August warm-up dates at the Landmark Theatre in Ilfracombe, in preparation for the wintry climate of his November Tinselworm tour, where warmth will no doubt be a necessity.

The show, Work in Progress, will be playing on the 9th, 16th, and 31st of August, at 8.15pm. Tickets are priced at £12 and will be available from Friday the 18th of May via the venue’s website, or from the Box Office on 01271 324 242.


Posted by Bill on May 15th, 2007

A big ol hairy thanks to all who attended the gig at the Lyceum. Good to see so many of you and it’ll be a massive help to SOS, the Sumatran Orangutan Society. If, like me, you want to do all you can to save these lovely great ginger apes, check out their website and get involved.. Ta!
I don’t know what the woman from Belgium was on about, but maybe that’s not a bad thing..

More Tinselworm Dates

Posted by on May 10th, 2007

Like a hungry caterpillar, Tinselworm continues to grow larger, with 4 extra dates now added to the tour. These are as follows:

8 November:
Glasgow (Clyde Auditorium). On sale 12th May from 10am

18 November:
Nottingham Arena. On sale 12th May from 10am

22 November:
Birmingham NIA. On sale 12th May from 10am

28 November:
Brighton Centre. On sale 11th May from 10am

Tickets will be available from the Tour Details page.

Have We Got News For You!

Posted by Helper Worm on May 4th, 2007

Forget about going out tonight, it’s all happening in your sitting room.

Bill Bailey is guest host on ‘Have I Got News For You’ this evening at 9pm on BBC1 (or 10.35pm if you live in Scotland).

Ian Hislop and Paul Merton are joined by Armando Iannucci and Adam Buxton.

There’s more information on the satirical news quiz on the Have I Got News For You website.